You know that Americans think we’re all Steve Irwin clones. And crikey, they couldn’t be more wrong.
You have the ability to compress several words into one - i.e. “g’day” and “d’reckn?” This allows more space for profanities.
You’ve ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place “bloody” in front of it when you REALLY mean it.
You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad.
You’ve sucked your tea/coffee/Milo through a Tim Tam and you call it a Tim Tam Bomb or a Tim Tam Slam.
You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don’t scorn…. because you’re doing it too.
You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alcohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday.
You know that there is a universal place called “woop woop” located in the middle of nowhere… no matter where you actually are.